Simply fucking screw me, already.Dear guys of Craigslist,

Simply fucking screw me, already.Dear guys of Craigslist,

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Look, i am aware you males contain it hard. Ladies are pretty much impractical to realize, notably less please. In a society that is post-feminist you never understand precisely what you ought to be doing. Women can be bloody picky, i am aware we have been. It may be scary, too, when females freak out by what seem to be issues that are benign. And men that do their utmost become respectful, female-positive humans, we salute you, i really do.

But please, please simply screw me currently. Really, we appreciate your thoughtfulness. I love that you want to take things sluggish. I will completely get behind the concept of psychological connection, but dearjesusinheaven, FUCK ME. we have done supper and drinks. We have gone dance. We have cuddled and watched a movie. I am using a low cut shirt and also you’ve been looking at my breasts through the night. Goodgodalmighty, arrive at it and screw me personally.

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